The real hero in Bridesmaids is just so obviously Megan. She had an incredibly terrible time in high school, and it’s played for humour, but people threw firecrackers at her head, not figuratively, but literally. Literal firecrackers, that are on fire, and are explosive. But despite the shitty time she had, she becomes this fucking boss with an important government job, six houses, an eighteen wheeler and nine puppies, and even though Annie has never extended any kind of affection to her, Megan shows up. She helps Annie sort out her shit, and never tries to one up her problems or use the dreaded ‘there are other people worse off’. Megan gets sidelined as this fat joke, but she’s actually an incredible friend to women who don’t necessarily always return the favour aND I JUST HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS.